Thank God!

Goodbye & Good Riddance! Can't stand his ass...

There's A Place...

For a few years, I've been commenting on this to whomever I happen to be with while on an affected subway line (usually the J train @ Delancey Street). Each time, I've gotten a sideways crazy look...

I feel validated now!

Something Happens & I'm Head Over Heels

I fell head over heels this Valentine’s Day… literally.

The boy & I were strolling down Pitt St. on our way to get a shape-up on his wily, wiry curls when a crack I have never encountered before decided to make itself known. Oh well, hello there sidewalk. So good to see you and sooooooooooo close up too.

I almost don’t really know what happened. I was walking & talking (maybe I shouldn’t do those two in tandem anymore) then I was lying & blinking. I have a bruise blooming on my hip and my entire left forearm from elbow to pinkie is aching & sore. The boy said I let out a grunt he usually only hears on Animal Planet after some battling beast has received a fatal wound. Nice!

A kind gentleman rushed over to help, as did 2 police officers. The firemen parking their rig just stared with their mouths agape. The boy continued to eat his pizza.

True to form, I jumped up & shook it off… then promptly collapsed back down. And then I jumped up again. It’s been a few hours, but I think now I’ll shake it off again with some percocet.

Happy Hearts Day!

HELP!

So far today, I've made dinner for today & tomorrow AND tomorrow's lunch Also prepped the ingredients for another quiche tomorrow. I also cleaned the living room, finished crocheting a baby blanket & organized my tupperware cabinet. Tomorrow I'm hanging pictures.

I don't know what's wrong with me... I need to get a job quick cuz I am OBVIOUSLY going insane.

Invisible Lines

Chinatown is IN the Lower East Side. Not the other way around... dammit.

File Under: Are you serious?

This woman is an idiot.